So glad I wasn't watching Saw 17 or whatever we're up to

Today I was able to tick off one of my lifetime to-dos: seeing a movie and being the only person in the entire theater. I was insanely ready to sit in a very cold room for several hours, so I payed my 1000 Naira to see Hollywood’s version of “Death at a Funeral.” I was a big fan of having the place all to myself, slurping my soda as loudly as possible, right up until there was a blackout and I was suddenly drowned in pitch blackness all by my lonesome. They turned the generators on five minutes later and the film started up again where it left off.